Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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