That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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