Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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