so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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