Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
this boner is exhausting
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
