she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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