I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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