I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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