Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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