They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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