I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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