His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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