Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
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