Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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