I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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