And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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