I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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