I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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