we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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