I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I came so hard my ears popped.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize