all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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