He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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