me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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