# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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