you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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