Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Boobs are out for the taking
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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