that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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