Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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