I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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