So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
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