Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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