I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
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