Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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