Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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