Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize
