My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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