So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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