Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
This is classic penis vs brain.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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