I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
i now understand why vodka
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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