It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
