I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Send help, water and tortillas.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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