I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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