whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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