her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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