dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I will pee on everything he values.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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