I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
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