what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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