what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
So much Jack, so little girl.
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