How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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