D3 body, D1 cock
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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