so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
You were trust falling into bushes
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