Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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