he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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