We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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